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It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.
He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!
When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada
I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby
When your penis gets goose bumps and send shivers in that area Also adding a tingling feel.
David: shit my penis is tingling
Mark: damn you got penis tingles too?
A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
When your penis has been insulted so much by, lovers, potential lovers, other males/students/peers, that what little blood you already had flowing into it now stops, cutting off your circulation and causing your penis to, blacken, shrivel, dry up, and then promptly fall off. This then spreads to other parts of the body until death but, you are writhing in SO much pain from your overly circumcised chumpy chode, that you don't even notice it.
Person #1:"Fuck man! I got Penis Gangrene!"
Person #2: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT!"
When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole
Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying
"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"