a motherfucking scumbag named Desiree.
also known as 'des'.
the Queen of all bitches is des.
fuckyoudes.
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Yass Queen Slay means your a Queen. And u can Slay every day ๐
Yass Queen Slay you ate and left no crumbs.
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A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.
The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
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Is a Queen of Queens. A Ding Queen is a Queen of one Queen, but a "Ring Ding Queen" is a Queen of two or more Queens.
That woman is telling me that she is a "Ring Ding Queen" in the 'Afterlife'. She may be right because she seems like she has an Invegra( invigora) Spirit, and she does/can invigorate people. She even told me that her Invegra(invigora) Spirit is the most superior female spirit.
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usually a "popular" chavy girl who spent her whole life planning out how she was going to sleep her way into being prom queen!
at six... "i'm gonna ave a pink dwess and be home coming queen"
at 13... "if i sleep with the football team i'll have there votes... do i have to sleep with all of them"
at 16... "like omg i did it and only slept with half the boys in our skool!!!"
or could turn out as... "like omg you cow thats my crown bitch give it here!!!"
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a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.
Yo there goes Kim the Tea Bag Queen.
Fo Sho Bro, one crazy Momma tbq'er!
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Kelsey: Man you when the award for queen la queefah
Bethany: thank you for finally admitting it
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