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When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.
I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.
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Eating a large Mexican meal and engaging in anal sex before one has had a bathroom break.
Alphonoso knew Betty just ate that chimichanga, but she was giving up that ass. He was gonna have to risk that sloppy amigo....
When there is a smeared sloppy joe on someone's dick and the other person eats it off
Can I get a sloppy Joppy please
Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”
“You got an SJB from them?”
“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.
Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi
When your grandfather gets really drunk at a family gathering.
Grandpa hit that vodka super hard on Sunday, he was a total Sloppy Papi.
Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends