dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

Pp sock

Bees make honey, I make cummy

Bees produce honey. I produce hunk spunk. Pp sock

pp sock

the pp sock is a *special* sock that is specially reserved for fun and filled with R E D A C T E D

Person 1: ayo why the fuck you have a pp sock?
Person 2: shhhh my mom might hear

Flip flop with socks

Means your a gay boy

If a man if wearing flip flops is wearing a pair of black socks with them it means he gay flip flop with socks

Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers

Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party

Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much