Someone at a party who hoards the ipod, making everyone listen to their favorite jamz
That chick was a total music bouncer; she made us listen to Cyndi Lauper the whole night
Ones fear of creating music with others or by themselves
She was asking me to have a jam session sometime together this week but I have fragile musicality, I just can’t.
You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses
Patrick wins everytime at musical tears
During intercourse the man is so proficient in the art of fingering when he begins is almost as he is playing a guitar
Becky:Adam gave me the musical organ last night
Mattress Music is music you have sex or dance to.
Mattress Music is Jeremih birthday sex or Bedrock.
Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.
Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex
Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal
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