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Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.
Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'
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the new city diner is also known as NCD. One whose drunk or up late and has serious cash to dispose visits for a snack. Also knows as the most expensive diner in Rockland county. The more you pay, the less food you get.
also known as american beauty.
Hey man I just won $400.00 from a scratch off ticket, let's go to the new city diner.
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A gang and basketball team in Salem Oregon, filled to the brim with trill cats.
I went to Salem and saw Choppa city trounce those weak turds over at Stown.
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Small crap hole town in West Michigan, right off the highway surrounded my corn. The high school graduates about 150 students a year, some drop out or get knocked up. Usually if you are born here, you are stuck here. There aren't any fast food restaurants so you'd have to go a town or two over to eat McDonalds, BK, or whatever else you fancy. Most people have summer teeth or no hair. Bums seem to flock here as well as drunks. There is one motel, but I would not stay there. Not a lot goes on in this rink-a-dink town, but the kids that do get out and get a life, are totally amazing!
Dude: man, we had to stop in Howard City, MI to get gas. I'm glad I don't live there.
Bud: yeah I know what you mean, it's more like Howard Shitty!
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The most famous town in the United States. Home of the Double D
There's so much to do in Tabor City, NC. We even have a stoplight!
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wannabee OG from Randelstown. Loves to suck cock and listen to Snoop Dogg records in numerous gay bathhouses in and around Baltimore. Charm City Hustlas often have spent time in prison for petty crimes and come out a little frutier than when they went in. Usually wear make-up, cross dress and "catch".
Quick, better run or that little make up faced Charm City Hustla is gonna try and hump your leg again.
Ha! Look at that gay guy trying to act gangsta. Must be another one of those Charm City Hustlas.
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New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.
Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.
As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.
In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.
GO SOX!
Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"
Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit."
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