When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.
I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.
a cool bottom is an individual who is nonchalant and quiet in day to day life and interactions, but is submissive during sexual activity with an individual or significant other.
youre so quiet and calm-
no im not
youre such a cool bottom
Cool-tastic is a ironic alternative to "Cool" Or "Fantastic" Made to make people think your the most corny, annoying person. It can also can be used to make people angry, since its useless combination of 2 words that mean the same thing.
You: Heh, That was really Cool-tastic!!
Them: SHUT THE !@#! UP DUDE!!
When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.
Thank you, Cirke, very cool
Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool
Thank you, NotAFed, very cool
Thank you, very cool, YoMamma
something someone would say when they are uninterested in the conversation or to avoid more small talk
"My cat just died"
"cool"
"Fuck you Tod"
Cool = marlon
yo he cool ...
yea cuz he’s a marlon
sksksk hi marlonnn