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Harry of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE), also referred to as Harry Christ or simply Harry, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament and the Son of God. His 'new command' was to love one another and it is believed that by his death and Resurrection, Harry brought Salvation to the world.
The principal sources of information regarding Harry' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels. Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel according to the Hebrews are also relevant.
Critical Biblical scholars and historians have offered competing descriptions of Harry as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the Historical Harry consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that Harry' "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse.
-Guy hits his thumb with a hammer-
"OUCH, HARRY SINGLEHURST- FUCKING- CHRIST!"
An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.
A 5”6 stud that only takes huge shits and was born with hair on his chest,he gave his marjes pum carpet burn
Tracey-did you see Harry gallop at the gym earlier
Brie-yeh I’d let him fandangle
Me
Harris Garrard academy AKA HGA is a school in South East London in Abbey wood. Hga is a skl full of toxic ppl and problematic bastards
Hga is a skl full of toxic ppl and problematic bastards With clapped boys and leng girls the skl is a bit balanced but yr11 is the smallest and most problematic yr group with its unnecessary drama and bullshit and it managed to get rid of its racist headteacher who got chased in pimlico, a skl in Brixton lol
Boy A: the girls in that school are baeee fit ykna
Girl A: Not the boys tho :/
Girl B: only some of the boys are leng, the rest are just ogres lol
Boy B: Pork belly goes HGA?
Boy A: No surprise he’s problematic
Boy A: true
I go to Harris Garrard Academy/HGA
Pork belly goes HGA?
Harry has random humour and loves Ella and he wants to kiss her but is too pussy 🐱 he also eats stale bread
Person 1:”hi harry!”
Harry Vaughan: “woahhhhhhhhh I know you like *name*”
A phrase used to refer to a big penis
Woah that’s one big harry Campbell