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While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.
We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.
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When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.
You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.
Three's a crowd five's a dance party.
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To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.
"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"
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the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)
Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.
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When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.
He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.
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Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
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A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.
Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"
Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."
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