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Twitter addicts who can't get enough of Tila Tequila's tweets...want some? follow her (@officialTila)
"#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets) is more addicting than crack itself"
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Calling someone a name and/or insulting them, then quickly turning your back to your victim so they cannot reply.
Make a crack and turn your back
Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack
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Typically used as a phrase relating to getting out some cold beers with friends. Also known as the magical phrase used to summon douches named similar to Clive or Greg.
Pretty hot today. Should we go down the pub, cracking out a cold one with the boys?
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:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face
An everyday use:
The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"
The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
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Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.
I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.
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The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?