Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.

Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches

David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!

donkey dickin'

Girl who gets dicked out by extremely long, hard cock. Girthy and 8"+

Bro did you hear - I could hear Kevin and Sophie donkey dickin' so hard last night!

rip donkey cartel

When one of the best rappers of 704 died

Rip donkey cartel 💔

donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.

;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.

Donkey dinosaur

A donkey that shits out a dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit