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Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

by Knowledge Sponge July 2, 2023


fuck fluffy vagina

A rare monster species that is very dangerous and has the appearance of a very hairy vagina.

Person 1: Dude! I got attacked by the fuck fluffy vaginas the other night.
Person 2: You're lucky to be alive!

by Hairy V February 13, 2016


vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk

Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.

by Jake1233 April 12, 2009


vagina key

When a dragon forcibly shoves a handcuff key into the uterus of a princess.

Girl I love you so much I'm gonna give you that vagina key.

by Rugarth the Pussy Destroyerr69 May 7, 2016


slobbering vagina

This refers to a vagina so wet it is 'slobbering'.

She has a slobbering vagina.

by CieRobo June 26, 2024


Vagina Memoir

When a guy goes into graphic details of an ex female partner depicting her vagina to his friends.

Guy: So I was with this girl last night and we started some freaky shit. Guy2: yo bro I don't need to hear her vagina memoir.

by missym December 14, 2014


vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.

When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.

by E tizzle February 9, 2014