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A mint white chocolate liquor shot.
1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur
0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.
Yo that polar bear pussy is minty!
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Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys
Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"
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Another name for birth control pills. Must be taken by females before camping, because the bears are attacted to the menstration.
Three hikers were mauled today as their female companion did not take her Anti-Bear Pills... Those poor men.
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A phrase use in response to recieving news of some sort of misforturnate occurance.
Person A: Did you hear that Chris Broke his leg?
Person B: Yeah bad news bears
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The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
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the name given to when a male tries extremely hard, beyond acceptable levels, to pull a female.
steve was totally trying like a bear last night with stacey.
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1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.
2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear
"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"
"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."
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