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While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.
"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"
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Someone who's breath smells like dick, someone who forgot to swallow. (giving head)
"Jesus Kevin you have a bad case of boner breathe. Who's dick you been sucking?"
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the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.
Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
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When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
Coach: Great Hit Brandon
Teammates: BRANDON BONER!!!
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When you put your penis in the back end of an RPG Launcher buried in Hot sand
Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
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When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
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imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had
lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner
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