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When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had
lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner
The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
Ewww, look at David's pants!
Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.
When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.
Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.
Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.
Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,
I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong
Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.