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A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
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A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)
I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.
When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.
Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.
You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!