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The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.
Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)
"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."
an idiot that talks to much smack...one who is a jackass
Tattoo GTO is a douche kazzo.
Man that guy at the bar talkin all that crap is a douche kazzo!
to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.
Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.
What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2
OMG I feel like such a DOUCHE GIGGLE
(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.
Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!
a synonym for douchebag, but in a more extreme case. Individuals who wear sunglasses at night and use ipads to type term papers. Douche lozenges do not make any attempt to hide their doucheyness and make a point of telling others how much better than you they are since they studied abroad while you were working to pay rent.
Is that dude really wearing a t-shirt that says "i put out" in 2010? ...what a douche lozenge.