Bro-FF

The manly version of "BFF"

Jina-Who are you texting?
Tim- My Bro-FF, Jimmy. That's my boy!

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bro vowels

The chesty vowel sound made when emphasizing a word for masculine purposes. It resembles the deepening of vowels a drill instructor makes when saying "ATTENTION".

Suppose you're greeting a friend named Jordan. In normal speech you'd say "hey Jordan." In bro vowels, "JOOOOR DUN!"

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bro-checked

1. (Verb) When a classic 'Bro' archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. Similar to the way checking is used in hockey.

2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.

e.g.; "Hey Betty, did you see that? The huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked Thomas as he was walking by. What a douche, Thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn't even turn around to say sorry. Well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed Affliction extra-medium T-shirt."

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pounch bros

4 REAL ass niggas they always bout they shit if you see them now they rocking some real shit on there body ALL FREE

pounch bros really bout it

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Wow bro

What you say when you say question that's somthing that you would only question if you were to be on drugs or are in thy shower at the current moment

Me:In 2024 queen elizabeth would have reined for 69 years and 2024 turned sidways is 4202

The bois:wow bro

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Bro-show

A party thrown by a guy in which only guys show up: a complete disappointment. Originates from the term "no-show."

Guy #1: We should go to Chris's party so we can meet up with some girls.

Guy #2: It's not worth it, his last party was a complete bro-show.

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Bro ette

noun: Used to describe a close female friend

Hey Beyonce did you know your my bro ette?

Paris Hilton your my bro ette for life!

Hey! that isn't a dog that is my bro ette

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