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A term for smoking pot in your boyfriends bedroom with the door closed after taking a shower and shit in that order.
Most of the world knows this as hot boxing.
Victoria has frank open the door to the apartment so she could go take a large car box in her boyfriends bedroom.
When you hit a car on purpose
Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
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A true CAR LOVER who really loves Cars and can do anything for Cars. His love for cars will never end.
HE IS THE CAR LOVER ASN OF CARS.
Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.
This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.
Classic symptoms of car sensitivity
• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.
There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.
This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.
Classic symptoms of car sensitivity
• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.
There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
The 6 girlfriends of shashwat modani.
Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.