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An embarressment to New Labour because he belives in outdated things like Social justice and speaking plainly.
Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.
Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.
round 1: John '2 jags' Prescott v. Farmer '3 Toyotas, 2 Subarus and 6 tractors' Giles
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a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
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When something is too plain for other definitive words. They or it
are neither one thing or another. Drab. Boring. Doesn't stick in your mind.
"he didn't do anything for me for my birthday...it was liike, totally john Doe".
"this soup is really john doe, you should add some salt and pepper at least.".
" I know you want me to buy a ford taurus, Mom, but they're just so john doe, ya know?
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The best church to ever exist. The home to Yug, a youth group that does some pretty fun stuff and whatnot. It is in Mexico, MO.
It's at St Johns, I can drive you there.
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A bowl that is meticulously packed bowl in a pipe or bong sufficiant for only 2-3 hits at max, yet is intended to go around a rotation of 4 or more..
Dude thats a john bowl now quit being stingy and load more pot in that bowl!
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A very good but very over rated English Central Defender could be a good England Captain but not nearly as good as Steven Gerrard would be.
Granty - That John Terry's good aint he?
Gaz - Yeah, got fuck all on Ste Gerrard though
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That one uncle who has a big ass cock! He’s always touching you in the best ways! Uncle John is that uncle who’s kinda creepy but everyone loves him cuz his PEE PEE IS HUGEEEE!
I slept with my uncle John yesterday
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