A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.
I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series
Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts
When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.
Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?
Yea he was a fail muffin!
When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.
"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"
The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees
I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious
The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!