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1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.
~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.
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The most amazing thing.
1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.
Bombdiggity.
"bubble bubble bubbly"
-Inhale
"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"
Exhale-
"Dude, I'm hungry.."
"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"
"hahaha, yeah."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
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A post-anal handjob.
After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.
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(bU' bU' buh-tur). Latin; boobus butterus maximus.
The semen which seeps out of the anus of the female counterpart after anal sex has been initiated. The mix of feces and sperm (and occasionaly with the addition of lubricant) create a dairy like spread that goes great on Wonder Bread.
"Dude, let's go to IHOP"
"No fool, I aint feelin dat. Lets get some toast."
"But i aint go no butta"
"Foo, iss aiight, cuh ima put it in yo mamas boo boo and make some butter."
"You mean like boo boo butter?"
"exactly"
-Willy Wonka & Charlie
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After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
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when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.
"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"
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