The day where you should go see Henry V
Oh man, itβs November 14 baby! Iβm going to see Henry V tonight itβs going to be dope
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Your girlfriend has to finally show you her assπ€«
No screenshots because she trusts youπ€π»
him: hey today is november 25th can i see your ass
her: ofc i love you
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(National high five the opposite gender)
(If your a girl hug a boy if your a boy high five a girl)
Girl: hi guess what today is
Boy: what
Girl: November 7 high five the opposite gender
Give me a high five
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If you nut this month, Terry Bogard bust your nuts.
BUST YOUR NUTS. I T ' S NO NUT NOVEMBER.
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National Jacking off day. Jack off as much as you want and you cannot be judged for it.
November 3rd
Person1: βHow many times have you jacked off today?β
Person2: β33.β
Person1: βThat's too much!β
Person2: βYou cant judge me it's national jacking off day."
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National when you see you shortest friend chuck them as far as you can
Spread the news
November 13 Were you chuck your friend as far as you can .
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16th November is also known as National No Cheese Day. Sadly, everyone won't be able to enjoy cheese like they usually do.
Person: what's the date for today?
Person2: It's 16th November
Person: aww man. I can't enjoy cheese today.
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