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A person that talks trash to another person on facebook despite being much smaller than the person he is trash talking.
Dan: Looks like Timmy isn't going to fight John.
Adam: Yeah, turns out he's just a Facebook Tough Guy.
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when you get sick of your bitchy friends, look to your best guy friend, he will always be there for you, and if he isn't then he's not your BEST GUY FRIEND.
your best guy friend and you, should have a bond.
not like you'd have with a girl , no matter what what you say, or make your self believe, YOU are in love with him !
you'll always love him, you'll always have feelings for him.
and one, i guarantee has a sexual bond with him.
girl: FUUUCK YOU !
best guy friend: if you want ;)
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a crossover that has a skin and kids dont know the cross over game and saying the charcatar is from fortine cause thats all they play.
spider man is the guy from Fortnite . Kid: Marvel copied Fortnite grrr :/
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The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
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A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.
I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.
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Slang for gay anal sex while using each other's diarrhea as lube.
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The guy a girl/woman goes back to when the brotha she left him for doesn't want her around anymore.
The guy is usually pussy whipped.
Glenda only says she's sorry and wants to come back because that other dude done used her up and doesn't want her around no more. I guess she think I'm that punk ass "fall back guy."
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