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Where two guys go ball to ball for a cunt to suck their cocks at the same time.
Shelly wanted a double barrel cum shot, so she had Steve and me go ball to ball, that freaked me out. Then she sucked us both off at the same time. Well worth it.
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i'll get back to you/let you know. Usually by electronic means.
Geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend?
Geeza 2: Not sure, i'll fax you a muff shot.
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a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.
bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot? Thank you goodbye.
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1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.
2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.
3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.
n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?
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October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!
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Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch
can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.
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when you get your girl to make a that stupid facebook duckface and you jizz in her face!
man my gf was giving me a bj last night and i held up a camera and gave her a one shot paddy
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