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One some real shit when being serious
Yo bro Straight to the Heart when I see him it's litty
Beacuse people saying "that's pretty gay" is offensive and just annoying so, my fellow lgbtqqiaap people let's create "That's pretty straight"
Idiot homophobe: That's pretty gay dude.
Awesome member of the lgbt+ community: WeLl ThAt'S pReTtY sTrAiGhT dUdE!
It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)
"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."
In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)
Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
Listens to multiple Eminem songs on a regular basis
Daffy Duck: what are you listening to?
Donald Duck: Eminem
Daffy Duck: that is unforgivably straight
When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
Anybody who isn't out.
Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.
Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight