tacos de sal

translates to "salt tacos"
a corn tortilla with salt rolled up...

enjoyed by mexicans who live in poverty.

mexican boy: ma, que hay de comer? (what is there to eat?)
ma: no hice nada. comete unos tacos de sal (i made nothing. eat some salt tacos)

mexican#1: ...paisa you got tortillas
mexican#2: ....heaaaah yeah

mexican:1: make me some tacos de sal and we'd be cooo

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vertical seafood taco

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

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taco neck syndrome

A permenent crook in the neck (usually tending to stick at a 45 degree angle to the left or right) due to the over-eating abuse of hardshells tacos. The unnaturual exertions placed on the neck due to the "crunchy taco eating bend" develop into taco neck syndrome.

Reports have shown that cases of taco neck syndrome have been developing more and more frequently in instances of use with Taco Bell's new crunch wrap supreme, as well.

Shaquille O'Neal exhibits acute taco neck syndrome in his free throw shooting.

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Nacho Taco Chimichanga

yum

Nacho Taco Chimichanga we got to celebrate our differences.

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sloppy taco dive

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.

this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.

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Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".

guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.

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tacoing your mom

tacoing someone's mom is sticking your dick inside her puffy pussy and giving it some sour-cream

people: dude i just taco'd your mom

me: im tacoing your mom

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