The absolute goat that everybody loves because he is the goat
Bruh its the goat charlie teal
A demented human with a strange obsession with writing and drawing. Will be very aggressive when sketchbook is stolen. Observe the wild Charlie from a distance for safety. They tend to have dark brown hair (length varies) and brown eyes, but they wish they had a different eye colour because they think that brown = boring. They also want to die their hair some sort of colour that looks like toxic sludge because they think that their hair is also boring, but they don't want to murder their hair with dye.
They want to cut their hair and call their friends idiot sandwiches, quoting the chef Gordon Ramsay. Their friend *is* Gordon Ramsay, so don't question the lovely lovely logic of the wild Charlie. Their friend, Gordon Ramsay, tends to call people buckets and monsters, influencing the wild Charlie to call them an idiot sandwich. They laugh too much and when they listen to their own voice they realize how weird they sound. When happy, they sound like a mutated chipmunk. Mildly concerning, but it is the normal behaviour of a wild Charlie.
"Watch the strange behaviour of The Wild Charlie."
Fit ass bitch who is sick at football and has a huge cock I mean huge I wouldn't mess with him as he's solid and will get his crew on u
He has a huge cock
A huge one to use to fuck all night long
A mahusive penis and if u meet a person called Charlie your lucky so don't put it to waste
Did I mention his massive pp
Guy 1=OMG Charlie Benn has a huge cock
Guy 2=Ikr
A successful guy who has nice hair. He is always well dressed, works out daily, and eats chicken.
That guy is so corporate charlie.
When one man proceeds to give another man (usually his gay boyfriend) a blowjob, but smears cake frosting all over the recipient's penis and licks it off. Sometimes the frosting mixes with the recipient's cum.
Dude, I gave Bobby a lovely Cupcake Charlie last night. I used vanilla frosting on his cock, and then he jizzed in my mouth and it tasted really good!
Lovely. Was it any better than the time Johnny sleepwalked into your room and fucked you up the ass?
Actually, yes.
September 25th: a day where you send nudes to any guy you know named Charlie, Charles, Chuck, Chazz, etc.
Person 1: oh shit it’s September 25th!! It’s National Send Nudes to Charlie Day!!
Person 2: Well you better hurry up then