cake by the ocean

Sex on the beach with a girl who has a great ass!

James: Imma take Lori for a piece of cake by the ocean! 😜

Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.

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Drake's Coffee Cake

A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.

GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."

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KaKa Carrot Cake

He is real super sand.

Damn you KaKa Carrot Cake, you am no real super sand.

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Lemon Drizzle Cake

A euphemism for a woman's vagina, specifically being referred to if you have previously performed oral sex on said woman.

Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like

Fartin' on my cake

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.

we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?

funnel cake sundae

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

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Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

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