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When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?
-One-legged!
The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
A gang with amazing legs,they have looks,charisma,and are total ballers
Libby:I wish I was in the smexy legs gang
Everybody:don’t we alll
A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.
I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.
No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore
"She isn't sore from the workout and still has energy, she must have sophomore legs"
when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while
“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”
“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”
“it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”
when you scroll from jude_movie's most recent house md post to the third pinned video realizing he needs to post a new video
"Jude it's time to post, the guy kicking his leg showed up"
"that damn guy kicking