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michael kirshenbaum

Best.

Teacher.

Ever.

Michael Kirshenbaum is cool

by solskyn June 14, 2017


James Michael Tait

James Michael Tait is a former truck driver and notorious zoophile who was involved in the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case. More specifically, he was the man who filmed the “Mr. Hands” video.

Before the filming of the video, Tait had been anally penetrated by the same horse (referred to as “Big Dick”) that would fuck a man to death on camera, with Tait as the cameraman. He would later be charged with Breaking and Entering in the 1st degree into the farm where this occurred (not into the horse) as the farm owners did not know he was there. He entered an Alford Plea and was sentenced to one day of community service and a 300 dollar fine (plus a suspended one year jail sentence.) Police also seized hundreds of hours of zoophilia porn, all of men having sex with various livestock at the farm.

Later, in Maury County, Tennessee, Tait and another man were arrested for having sex with a stud horse on multiple occasions over several months. He plead guilty and was sentenced to probation.

James Michael Tait was caught fucking horses twice.

by Musty Musk Man October 25, 2024


Michael Ehrmantraut

Michael ("Mike") Ehrmantraut is a fictional character in the television series Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, appeared in El Camino: a breaking bad movie, he has multiple aliases like : bald gringo , billy jackoff, pop pop ,and Mike. He worked for Gus fring and Saul Goodman as a private investigator and a hitman. His fate was death by the hands of walter white , getting shot in the abdomen and later bled out next to a river bank.

-Hey , you've been watching a lot of breaking bad lately , what is your favourite character?

-Definitely Michael Ehrmantraut . He's the best.

by A random coffee bean July 9, 2023


michael newton

A really cool dad

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"

by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022


TC MichaeL

A Bullshit excuse of a Human being. Only good for target Practice. Scum of the earth chatter. Who projects on to people who dislike him. He is a Pedophile and a pervert. Females Beware

"Wooooow, this chatter is worse than TC MichaeL."

by SnoopyPi February 5, 2024


Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018


michael fulton

That white kid that you want to stay away from. Michael Fulton is the annoying kid that wears skin tight pants. He is funny at times though and is a good friend even though he is annoying at times.

Oh god it's Michael Fulton...

by ManManEthan February 27, 2017