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A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”
The act of drinking large amounts of Monster energy drinks is known as Monsterism. Monsterism is a serious disorder that can lead to negative health outcomes such as heart disease, kidney stones, strokes, diabetes, liver failure, and death. It may also result in increased aggression, anxiety, and depression. Monsterism may also cause changes in one's personality and interpersonal relationships.
If a person drinks large amounts of Monster energy drinks, this is a sign of a serious addiction. It is important that the person effected seek medical help immediately and receive treatment for this issue.
"Joe drinks Monster a lot"
"Oh yeah, he has Monsterism"
A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.
I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster
someone who is a complete waste of space on this already dying planet also has a drinking problem and an expert stalker makes shitty ass weeb videos, literally would enjoy dick up his ass
Monster Within? isn't that the guy that likes children?