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Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.
Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
not me :D
"are you straight"
"its actually insulting that you thought i was straight"
*cries in the corner*
A (negative) label for people who are boring, typically used by the LGBTQ+ community to point out people they don't like. Though, it really wouldn't make sense to use it if you yourself are, indeed, straight. Unless you have decided to come to terms with the truth, of course.
"Everyone at this crummy family gathering radiates straight energy, can we hurry up and get out?"
Something that all parents want there kids to be
Kid:mom I'm gay
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
Bro:It's straight
Girl:it is straight
Bro 2:No