Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.

I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.

one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above

-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!

Liquid Leg Warmers

To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.

Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!