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1.A guy who thinks that he is based and sigma but he is actually a pathetic failure and a criminal.
2.A guy whose parents don't love him.
Dude 1:Hey remember that piece of shit,based sigma nick on discord?
Dude 2:Yeah,I'm gonna fuck his mom to give her a child she actually loves one day I can't with that guy.
lovers of nick sturniolo <3
“im a chris girl”
“im a matt girl”
deep down, we’re all a nick girl
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A person who normally captures little kids and sells them.
Hey nick meade you got the kids?
Yes, I do, get them for 10 bucks
Ok
Someone who is rude to women, he decides it is best to date someone for a short amount of time and then get bored and date someone else, he enjoys flirting with girls to make them like him so that he can have his backups when he is ready for a new girlfriend.
Girl: "I think I like Nick Cook"
Other girl: "dont fall for him he'll break you"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Other girl: " *explains what happened to her*
A made-up celebrity. As far as I know he's not a real person, but I could be wrong.
Tom: Alex, do you know what movies Nick Heppenschmidt starred in?
Alex: Who the heck is Nick Heppenschmidt?
A fuck boy who may be a little on the gay side. Likes to get drunk and fuck goats. Also may have a very tiny dick
Fuck that damn brown nick got to my goat