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A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.
A: I would like to learn piano therefore I will need to buy one.
B: Oh, I suggest that you think carefully before you buy one as you are always a '3-minute passion' person.
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hey baby, so i know you're reading this right now and i just want to talk about how much you mean to me and how i never want to lose you <3. ever since i met you, i felt some sort of special and secret connection with you, and i had a feeling that you might of hated me or something, but i know how good of a boyfriend you were to your ex that you wouldn't even talk to any other girl but her, so i know how special she wouldve felt when she had you :). however, she made you feel so lonely, and sad all the time. no matter what you had done for her, she never treated you incredibly well. and i just want to say, i am so sorry about all the pain and torture that you have been through alone, and im sorry about all your past toxic relationships
:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333
this is for my boyfriend <3 and nobody else :D
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A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"
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Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."
"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"
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Road Rash 3 n. Easily the finest installment in the long-running series of unapologetically violent, politically incorrect, and guiltily pleasing motorcycle combat/racing games by Electronic Arts. Released on the Sega Genesis back in the mid 1990s, this game was way ahead of its time in the visual, audio, and gameplay departments. One the of the greatest video games of all time.
Person talking to their Road Rash 3 game: "Yeah Lucky Luc.....You're luck's just run out, because all you got are those lame-ass oil cans, and I'm about to take some nunchucks upside your dome, biatch!"
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A fat ginger that's annoying as hell and a complete asshole. He has no friends and watches furry porn and hentai all day. He's overly privileged and get's everything he can get from his parents/grandparents. He also has a small 3 inch dick that he tries to grab for fapping off with but fails.
Hey look it's 3 inch bitch, let's ask him if he managed to ejaculate yet.
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Those who don't wield thy worthiest cock, will end up punished with the holiest Glock.
Aye you better not be capping about your size. You know what happens in Niggalations 24:3.
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