half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

half and half pass

two handed handie

a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

half-great-grandnephew

Half-sibling's great-grandson.

My half-great-grandnephew is a good person.

Half Twins

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.

Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!

half-o-laugh

A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff

Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.