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It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck
This apple is really apple-like.
You should know what a fucking apple is.
Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."
A company mainly founded by steve jobs .
they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10
Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here
1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.
1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)
a greedy company who sells over priced phones even though there the same every year
A red round fruit that is grown from trees and has different variants of colors and tastes.
1. "I ate the apple that I plucked from the tree."
2. "The apples that I bought from the store were only 3.99."
3. 'Eat a apple a day, to keep the doctor away!'