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when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.
Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.
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A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.
A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
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A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.
Lee and Buck have gone to the toilet for a Cheeky Bum Wank
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Its meaans "your a spoilt dumbass" in chinese
Gerard: your a bum chong wang you know that
Lance: true true
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A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.
Self explanatory, innit?
Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!
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Similar to the expression "left holding the baby". i.e. you ask a group of friends or colleagues to volunteer or help in some way, and everyone actively avoids you. All you can see are "bums rushing away from you".
I asked my friends to help paint my new home, but all I got was a bum rush.
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When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face
Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo
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