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When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.
Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!
I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.
Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
the only reason why you would be searching this is….
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr
b: you are the class of 2022 at tws
*someone falls on the ground*
OMG CALL MARIA
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
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Bitch who makes all the calls.
"Good call, Bitch" "You the call bitch"