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When you are at the lake and are absolutely deleting beers and you black out after throwing 8 innings strong and start yelling at all the hot girls about how big their titties are and how much you want to fall in love with them.
Dude did y’all see Blake at the lake last week?
No but I saw dirty Blake yelling at all the girls
That was bad man but he threw a CG 2 days later
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Like a dirty sanchez but you get to eat a corn tortilla when you finish
"When the dirty sanchez isn't good enough, give her the dirty taqueria"
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Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).
Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."
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A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.
Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?
Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!
Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.
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When you're being intimate with your significant other so you use your vape as a butt plug. In order to take a rip off your vape said partner must pass gas first.
I hit that dirty toker like a bong rip.
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When you fart into a bag and then throw the bag over your partner's head.
Irene was being a bitch last night so I gave her a dirty hotbag to add some perspective to her problems
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When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.
What to do a dirty garret with me?
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