Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

don't be vague

If someone says don't be vague, their calling you an annoyingly simple person, or their asking you to be more clear.

John: have you seen my keys?
Sam: No, what do they look like?
john: ugh....don't be vague

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

Don't depress december [depress]

In don't depress december it's not allowed for boys/girls to cry or being sad

in Don't depress december depressi don't want to cry. being depressed is not good for you. happy Don't depress december
being defined like not allowed to cry

don't

a word that nobody can time correctly on the hit song "Don't" by Bryson Tiller that still gets played to this day.

Chorus: "Spit fire in a world so cold
H-Town got a nigga so throwed"

Derek: *prepares to say "don't" for the 57th attempt at nailing the line...

Derek: "Don't-- oh fuck"

Bryson: "Don't"

Derek: Do-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

Don't forget the bag

If you forget the bag, you will have bad luck.

The football team forgot the fucking bag and our coach even said don't forget the bag, FUCK!

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.