uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

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present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

zimbobway from nova scotia

A Guy Who is cute and funny, but most people think he is an asshole. He is an asshole though, but also smarter than you about geography and history.

Mr.Zimbobway: Do you know where nova scotia is?
Girl: Russia! Boo-Yahh!!! C'mon ask me another one?
Mr.Zimbobway: actually it's in Canada

Girl: Ok Mr.Zimbobway from Nova Scotia!

direct from

Redirection via link

He went to the site direct from the home page.

i get messages from the stars

A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars

you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?