Nigger Be Good Stick

Any kind of object than can be used to inflict pain or fear upon a person or persons of the black race.
Example:

"Heidi grabbed her Nigger Be Good stick to protect herself from being mugged"

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too good to be true

When something amazing out of the blue happens and you are happy but then you get suddenly suspicious.

Girl 1: "oh my gosh today i won 1,000,000 dollars then met the president all in one day" !
Girl 2: "Wow, that is awesome..." -_-
Girl1: "It is too good to be true"

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your not to good

Sometimes just to piss people off,but it means that your dumb.Mostly said to be funny.

Hey kurt,Your not to good,lol.

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Nah im good

This is a phrase used to express that ur not gonna do something you dont wanna do. This happens to be the best comeback to anyone asking you to do something for them; It lets the person know that doin a favor for them is not "good" for you.

Ruby Tuesday Cook: "Hey man can you prep me some Tomato Mozzarella"?

Worker who is NOT the Prep Person: "Nah im good".

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Have a good day.

At the end of the argument you write
Have a good day.

It means fuck you.

(From a Midwestern / Michigan girl)

You screwed me over, but I want this conversation to end and get the last word in. Have a great day.

(A long argument) - I will take care of it. Have a good day.

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are you good at multitasking

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic

karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

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good hair day

A good hair day is the most AMAZING DAY EVER. It's often mistaken for actually having perfect hair, but that's the least important part of it. Everything in your life goes the perfect way. You're happy. You're mom is happy. You finally get a dog. You're dog is happy. Season 2 of your favorite TV show comes out totally unannounced. It's not just regular happy, it's freaking DANCING-IN-A-MEADOW-FULL-OF-DAISIES-NICK JONAS-JUST-SHOWED-UP-ON-MY-DOORSTEP-HAPPY. You wanna scream. You look gorgeous, things just couldn't get bette-- BAM. YOU WOKE UP. You're screwed. You're late for school. You haven't washed your hair in five days. Its Greasy. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're mom is yelling. Laundry day. You can't find you favorite black shirt. You've broken your glasses. Soap gets into your eyes. You're nail breaks. You're wearing wet socks. AND ITS A BAD HAIR DAY.

Martha: *ugh*

Dave: You okay Martha?

Martha: *covers face with ugly baseball cap* Stop looking at me.
Stacy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Lana: *WHISPERS TO MARK* - ew what's up with the lime baseball cap?
Mark: Nothing. Give her a break. Its prolly just a bad hair day.

So basically a good hair day can be defined as something , with all due respect, TOTALLY NON EXISTENT. :/

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