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Bitches who can't fight for shit and will try to shove their rifles up their assholes to see if it tickles.
"An army approaches sire!!!!"
"Ready the men for battle!!"
"But sire, it's an army of Green Coats."
"Oh, well then, prepare the cripples and children to fight"
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The best band ever. Bands such as My Chemical Romance and Good Charolette try to copy them but fail. Formed in 1987 as Sweet Children with a different drummer than Tre Cool named Al Sobrante. Since then, they have been the most awesome and amazing and ever.
Green Day are the best band to ever walk the earth.
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Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".
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This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.
"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"
"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."
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The hottest combonation of being an exotic looking female with dark hair and and green eyes.
MiZz Lee is Timothy's green eyed goddess
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Stephen M. Green is that American YouTuber, right?
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how come no one did that.
It's my favorite quote from wilbur soot.By green boy people mean dream. This quote was said when L'Manberg declared freedom and independence. It was very funny, you should have seen that.
wilbur: as we gaze upon the swaths of redwood trees. The great hills to our south and the walls that have protected for years. I, as the now president L'Manberg hereby state:
willbur: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
multiple people: *laughing*
tubbo: I think we've won
wilbur:life,liberty and the pursuit of freedom.
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