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1.) to masturbate
I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!
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An Italian-American Mafia expression for the first time you kill someone.
He put his hand in cold water. Really, how did he do it? He beat da kid to death wit a 2x4!!!
ice kill get rid of whack
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A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.
Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.
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when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail
john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble
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Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.
We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.
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When someone experiences sexual intercourse indirectly.
Those people in the next room are fucking and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex
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the most prestigious type of hand job
Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.
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