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The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
A sexual activity where one snorts a neat line of cocaine off of an erect penis, and then immediately deepthroats the entire sex organ to the base. This movement must be swift piston-like movement, with no resistance, and must make its way all the way to the taint.
Hey man? Did you catch the world cup game yesterday?
Sorry bro, my cousin and I were too busy at my house. He taught me how to give a great Happy Daisy!
Rad man
When having sex, you pull out and cum in a neat line ready for her to snort and ingest your steaming hot jizz in a Pablo Escobar fashion.
"Quick, clear your passage, time for Happy Pablo!!"
The joy you feel when the weather matches your experience of that season from the years before. From a European perspective that would mean flowers in spring, warm weather in summer, falling leaves in autumn and snow in winter.
I feel so much seasonal happiness when I look out the window in december and see it´s actually snowing.
Greatest person to exist-
I like em :)/p
happy person is great
Happy Gary is this little fellow right here - ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ. He is called this because his name is Gary and he is very happy. Happy Gary lives to be worshipped. We are all lesser beings when faced with the magnificent beauty that is Happy Gary.
Person 1 - hello, do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
Person 2 - oh god, is it Jesus?
Person 1 - no, not someone as fictitious as him. I am, of course, referring to the lord himself Happy Gary. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
A person who outwardly appears happy and nice but acts condescending and passive aggressively.
Our waiter looked so nice at first but he had a real happy-go-fuck-you attitude.
What’s wrong with her? She seemed so cool at first but then her happy-go-fuck-you personality really came out.
Have you guys seen Randy lately? Ever since he came back from that two-year trip to London he’s changed into a happy-go-fuck-you kinda guy.