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Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.
A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.
Joe: Dayum she's hot
Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker
The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw
I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT
A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies
"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"
A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!