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I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019


I'm done

something you say when you say when you cannot taka a joke

"Hey! You're so dumb!"
- "Screw you! I'm done with you!"
"Bruh, it's just a joke,"
-"I'm so done with you!"

by நிறன் ரவி June 27, 2024


I'm done

When you feel blessed by the hells finest devils to make your life shittier, and you totally chill about it.

I got rejected for a gipsy, but its fine, because im gonna be in my bed and im gonna cry for help, so thecnically, I'm done.

by Skelx December 26, 2022


"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
"

by Scoria May 27, 2023


Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...

*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 28, 2020


Chase me because I'm light skin syndrome

A trait & behavior exhibited by light skin women who think just because they're light skin, they're superior & better than everyone else.
They often have inflated egos, stink attitudes, are very obnoxious & arrogant & have the personality of a brick wall. It is said you should avoid these women even if they're really good looking since it's not worth the stress & headache.

Mike: this light skin girl I'm talking expects me to run her down like I'm a dog

Marcus: she has chase me because I'm light skin syndrome. Ediat girl that, lock it off bro

by Arron j smith March 8, 2023


I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024