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Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.
Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.
Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice
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You don't care what people say because of the sheer power your hair has against your foes. Haters gonna hate but they can get a real good whipping by your hair or make things feel less boring in your life! Willow makes a perfect example of this by painting people's clothes and walls and making everything less boring in the her school.
Willow's special ability whip my hair back and forth can kill Chuck Norris's beard
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A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.
They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
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get out my face man it has many definitions
yo get out my pubic hair son be4 i punch you
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a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.
Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?
Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.
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Children with curly hair allegedly bring curly luck. Curly luck can be a different term for bad luck and misfortune. Therefore this saying means “children with curly hair have bad luck”
Say a child with curly hair trips on a banana peel you would say “curly-haired children bring curly luck”
A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"
"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"
by asianboi 14 January 2021