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A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.
OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...
Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.
Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic
The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.
Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.
“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”
A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.
“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”
A penis that goes into another person peenhole who is a guy
an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;
She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.